Bobby (bobbydean1969)

Resident Since: 2021-02-23 (5 years, 6 months ago)

Taken by Ravyn, she swooped down from the heavens above and stole my heart I love you little bird, kisses

I'm an easy going guy, down to earth, I get along with most people,looking forward to see what SL has for me, ....... “You want to come in my life, the door is open. You want to get out of my life, the door is open. Just one request: Don’t stand in the door, you’re blocking the traffic.”

DRAMA = (D)umbass (R)etards (A)skinq for (M)ore (A)ttention

Make sure you wash your hands and say your prayers cuz Jesus and Germs are everywhere

SL weather forecast: We are expecting 2 to 3 feet of drama this evening with bullshit blowing in from all directions! LOL

Whatever is done in the shadow of darkness, always finds the light of day.

__ Things I believe in

- Karma is only a bitch, if you are.

- Actions speak louder than words.

- Good things happen when you least expect them to. Forgive but don't forget.

- No one's perfect.

- Once is a mistake, twice is a choice.

- Home isn't always a place.

- Stop expecting honesty from people who lie to themselves.

- Spare your explanations for those that are willing to understand.

- Trust your instincts.

- Better to let go with a smile than to hold on with tears.

- You're not asking for "too much" you're just asking the wrong person.

What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping Tom? A pickpocket snatches watches, but a peeping tom watches snatches!
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What do Disneyland and Viagra have in common? An hour wait for a two minute ride.
- Some things will break your heart but fix your vision.

Friends are like underwear.... Some crawl up your ass. Some are very shitty. Some snap under pressure. Some don't have the strength to hold you up. Some get a little twisted. Some are your favourite. Some are cheap or just plain nasty, and the good ones actually do cover your ass when you need them too :)

“Being male is a matter of birth. Being a man is a matter of age. But being a gentleman is a matter of choice."

I tried to behave one time and it was the worse two seconds of my whole sl .. so I wont be doing that anymore !!

Paint me however you want; label me, judge me, twist the story if you must. But know this- My heart is good, my intentions are pure, and my loyalty is unbreakable. I stand by who I am, no matter how others choose to see me. I'm real, solid, and true to my word. I don't need validation; I know what I bring and i'm rooted in it.

Be Patient I'm Screwing Things Up As Fast As I Can!!

Some people are like glow sticks....sometimes I just want to snap them and shake the shit out of them until the light comes on.

Whats the difference between a young man and an older man having sex?
Answer==== a young man goes all night to prove he's a man, an older man gets it right the first time so he dont have to go all night

" If you get a different me... That means I saw the real you."

"The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched - they must be felt with the heart." - Helen Keller

If you don't want the truth don't ask me. If you want something sugarcoated go eat a donut.

Never forget who helped you in difficult times, who left you in difficult times, and who put you in difficult times.

Always be yourself. People don't have to like you, and you don't have to care.

Repeat after me" I'm allowed to do what's best for me, Even if it upsets people.

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. They get to talking and drinking, and they start arguing over who's the best at converting followers. One says "I bet I could even convert a BEAR!" and they all agree to try to convert a bear.

The next day, the priest says "I sprinked a bear with holy water and it dropped to its knees in prayer!"

The minister says "I wrestled a bear to the water and baptized him! He became docile as a lamb!"

The rabbi is covered in deep, bloody scratches and mumbles "In retrospect, circumcision may not have been the best way to start."




I shall seek and find you. I shall take you to bed and have my way with you. I will make you ache, writhe, shake, and sweat until you moan and groan. I will make you beg for mercy...beg for me to stop. I will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved when I am done with you and you will be weak for days.
The flu. LOL :)

"The wolf who follows the pack.
will usually go no further than the pack.
The wolf that walks alone is likely to.
finds places no wolf has ever seen before"
Jack Shit is the only son of Awe Shit who married O Shit, the owners of Knee Deep N Shit Inc. In turn Jack Shit married Noe Shit. The couple had 6 children: Holie Shit, Giva Shit, Fulla Shit, Bull Shit,
and the twins Deep Shit and Dip Shit.
Deep Shit married Dumb Shit, a high school dropout. After 15 years, Jack and Noe Shit got divorced and she married Ted Sherlock and is now Noe Shit Sherlock.
Meanwhile, Dip Shit married Lota Shit and had a child with a rather nervous disposition named Chicken Shit. Fulla Shit and Giva Shit married the Happens brothers and had a double wedding. The newspaper invited everyone to the Shit-Happens wedding. Bull Shit traveled the world and returned home with an italian bride Pisa Shit. So from now on, no one can tell you that you dont know Jack Shit

American & Proud
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Thank A VETERAN every chance you get !!



Lets face it. Some people can only be described as: "Should have been a blow job" :-)

LITTLE KNOWN FACT:
BEFORE THE CROWBAR WAS INVENTED ... CROWS SIMPLY DRANK AT HOME


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/▌ This is Bob. Bob has seen things he can never unsee.
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People say that life is short, but it will be the longest thing you will experience!

“You want to come in my life, the door is open. You want to get out of my life, the door is open. Just one request: Don’t stand in the door, you’re blocking the traffic.” ~Unknown

American Soldiers
You all have my respect from the bottom of my heart. Thank you for serving our country!

Please remember only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you....JESUS CHRIST and the AMERICAN SOLDiER. One died for your soul, the other for your freedom.

A veteran is someone.. that at some point in their life .. wrote a check.... made payable to the American people... In the amount of... "up to and including their life".
From one Vet to another

God bless them ALL!

I read of a man who stood to speak At the funeral of a friend, He referred to the dates on the tumbstone from the begining... To the end.

He noted that first came the date of birth And spoke the following date with tears, But he said what mattered most of all Was the dash between those years

For that dash represents all the time That they had spent alive on earth. And now only those who loved them Know what that little line is worth

For it matters not, How much we own, The cars...The house...The cash. What matters is how we live and love And how we spend our dash.

So, Think about this long and hard. Are there things you'd like to change? For you never know how much time is left That can still be rearranged.

If we could just slow down enough To consider what's true and real And always try to understand The way other people feel.

And be less quick to anger And show appreciation more And love the people in our lives Like we've never loved before.

If we treat each other with respect And more ofter wear a smile, Remembering this special dash Might only last a little while

So, When your eulogy is being read With your life's actions to rehash...Would you be proud of the things they say About how you spent YOUR dash?

Our souls are whole but Our bodys are only temporary.

Sex is like playing bridge.....If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand .


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