SirBumpleton

Resident Since: 2019-10-09 (6 years, 7 months ago)

Male leaning bi - Switch - Quebec (FR/EN)
I love wuxia and wushu; manhua freak
Bait me in with freaky or exotic avatars
I like talking sometimes
one of the
cheese ultrakill dick sucker #1

Spa hyperfixation no more rp pls

funny homestuck no pity left i eat people

No I don't particuliarly care about formatting my profile properly




father i crave violence


I also remove people that don't speak to me for a while
though it doesn't prevent you from becoming friends again
it's nothing personal





















My name is Sir Bumpleton. I’m xx years old. I believe in taking care of myself, and a balanced diet and a rigorous exercise routine. In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I’ll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial masque which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I
IM me "And! Succulent seafood" for a surprise~
always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion. There is an idea of a Sir Bumpleton. Some kind of abstraction. But there is no real me. Only an entity. Something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours, and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable, I simply am not there.













I like food























I'm sleepy


































































ok if you're still here well
better get ready for some unhinged garbage from my side
breakcore, heavy synthwave, phonk and video game music
mildly nothing
i like biting into people more than i like sex thats a lie i like both





























IM me "I love fish" for a surprise~

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