Linda Banger (lynnduh.paster)

Resident Since: 2006-09-20 (19 years, 8 months ago)

There are times when even that little devil sitting on my shoulder asks "Just what the FUCK do you think you're doing ???"

It's not my fault you thought I was normal. That's on you.

Get your tongue out of my mouth. I'm kissing you goodbye.

If a female octopus is not in the mood to mate, she strangles the male and eats him. Just sayin'.

Just because I flirt with you does not mean I like you like that. I flirt for sport, like catch and release fishing.

I know the voices in my head aren't real. But man, do they come up with some great ideas....

Words to Live By: "We all want Earth to be the best planet in the world !"

Dear Life: When I asked if things could possibly get any worse, that was a rhetorical question, not a challenge.

You can call it "social distancing" if you want. The Judge and I call it a "Restraining Order"

If I want your opinion, I'll remove the duct tape.

My life is a series of "It seemed like a good idea at the time." moments strung together.

If you think I'm short, you should see my patience.

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