Linda Banger (lynnduh.paster)

Resident Since: 2006-09-20 (20 years ago)

I am a classy, intelligent, well-educated woman who says "fuck" a lot.

There are times when even that little devil sitting on my shoulder asks "Just what the FUCK do you think you're doing ???"

Just because I flirt with you does not mean I like you like that. I flirt for sport, like catch and release fishing.

I know the voices in my head aren't real. But man, do they come up with some great ideas....

Words to Live By: "We all want Earth to be the best planet in the world !"

Dear Life: When I asked if things could possibly get any worse, that was a rhetorical question, not a challenge.

You can call it "social distancing" if you want. The Judge and I call it a "Restraining Order"

If life shuts a door, open it again. That's how doors work.

My life is a series of "It seemed like a good idea at the time." moments strung together.

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