Charelle Ravenwood-Chardin (charelle.ravenwood)

Resident Since: 2024-07-28 (1 year, 10 months ago)

If you're looking for a girl with personality then you're in luck because I have multiple..

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Don't listen to her!

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I hate when people ask me what I did yesterday. I don't know, I breathed a lot. Probably got mad at something.... Sighed heavily. The list goes on...

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I'm a trophy wife......but like.... a participation trophy...

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The fact that I'm considered an adult is both terrifying and hilarious...

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Doggy style (noun)
A sexual position which allows both participants to watch TV.

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Why would I take the high road when I could take the psychopath...

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Just because it's a bad idea, doesn't mean it won't be a good time

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If you say "FUCK OFF" backwards, it still says fuck off but in an Irish accent.

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To quote Hamlet, Act 3, Scene 3, Line 87
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My doctor asked if anyone in my family was suffering from mental illness.
I said; "No, we all seem to enjoy it"

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I no longer dislike mondays. I am mature now. I dislike the whole week.

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Them: Are you going to be part of the problem or part of the solu-
Me: Oh problem, definitely!
Them: That wasn't.....it was a rhetorica-
Me: I have some ideas on how to make the problem even funnier than it is!

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I put the FUN in dysfunctional

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I don't rise and shine, I caffeinate and hope for the best

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I'm a go with the flow person, as long as the flow has been planned at least three days in advance

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Need a professional and polite way to say I told you so?
"This was identified early on as a likely outcome"

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I would be unstoppable....
if I weren't so distractable.

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I want to FUCK:
F ind ways to make you smile
U nderstand and support you
C uddle you and hold your hand
K inda really want to fuck the shit out of you too

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Me: I want to wake up with you the rest of my life
My love: I get up at 5:00 in the morning
Me: Nevermind

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The fact that there's a highway to hell and only a stairway to heaven says a lot about anticipated traffic numbers.

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The fact that I cannot explode into a thousand bats to escape awkward social situations is a constant source of irritation.

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I recently joined a secret organization called S.T.E.A.L. (Strategic Transfer of Equipment to Alternate Locations)

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I may be bad at sit-ups and push-ups but my fuckups are top notch

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My mom asked me if I was a lesbian and I was like no I love big fat cock in my mouth and she still got upset

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Want to come over and watch porn with me on my flatscreen tv mirror?

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Don't be fooled! She has no reflection!

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I went to a club last night. They played The Twist, I did the Twist. They played Jump, I jumped. They played Come on Eileen...I got kicked out ...

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Cigarettes are like squirrels....
They are perfectly harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

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Yesterday's procrastination is today's SHITSHITSHITSHIT!

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I assert dominance by moaning my own name during sex.

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Do you know what's creepy about Humpty Dumpty?
.....They never said he was an egg.

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The dildo of consequence rarely arrives lubed

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Making everyone happy is impossible.
Pissing them off is a piece of cake. I like cake.

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I have many hidden talents...
Now if I could only find them.

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I will let you in on a little secret! Girls, we only want one thing and it starts with a P...and ends with an S.... The answer is somewhere in my profile. Happy hunting! °͜°

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And here is a last piece of wisdom:
We think we want sex. It's not always about sex.

It's intimacy we want.

To be touched. Looked at. Admired. Smiled at. Laugh with someone.
Feel safe. Feel like someones's really got you.

That's what we crave.

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A good place to put inspirational quotes is up your ass...

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