Resident: Crap Mariner

Born on: 2006-11-05

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It takes me 5 minutes to rez, but I'm worth every second.
PROPERTY OF ESHI OTAWARA, not her answering service.

My creator turned my windup key for the first time, cut his hand, and shouted "CRAAAAAAAAAAP!" um... that's how I got my name.

Idiot-In-Chief of Edloe, Nowhereville, Harbour and Los Arboles Islands. Writer. Podcaster. Monster. Halfwit. Eshi's Iron Bitch.

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• 100 Word Stories "... and, as always, keep it brief!" http://podcasting.isfullofcrap.com/ Every Saturday, we hold a Weekly Challenge. I post a topic, you write the story. Give it a try. Planet Z is easy to beat, eh. I've been known to perform these in-world, but I have to be really, really drunk to do it.
• Tunes inSL http://riaa.isfullofcrap.com/ Twitter @TunesinSL A catalog of iTunes, Amazon, CDBaby, and other sales sites for SL musicians. Also has their MySpace, Web, Blog, 61, Facebook, Twitter, and other social networking links. I don't make a dime off of it. But then, neither does Linden Lab.
• Heron Island Live music at the Heron Island Performance Space! Saturday: 6PM Grace McDunnough 7PM Frogg & Jaycatt This is church to me. Amen.
• Five Islands A group of eleven islands on the grid that consists of a large number of math-challenged lunatics. I am Idiot-In-Chief of four of them. But I prefer to run things by consensus and co-ownership.
• Beth Odets My RL sister, Queen of the Second Life Jews. Aka "Punky Jewster" Not just a fragment. "HAAYYYYYYYYY hay, Momma rock me?" http://fishfrybingo.com/ is her band. Fish Fry Bingo is the best hillbilly on the grid. Anybody who thinks otherwise should be beaten with the gearbox out of a 72 Chevy.
• My Zombie It has been a long time since something in SL has taken my breath away in RL. (No, I do not have asthma. Yet.) Eshi Otawara has done that with her work on Rouge. But then, everything Eshi does is magic, and I await her return. http://mechanizedlife.com/ http://eshiotawara.com/
• Why Crap? I'm nae Scottish! My domain name is isfullofcrap.com and I got it because of the potential in subdomains. I'm known as "Mr. Crap" to most. Sturgeon's Law says 90% of everything is crap. Eagles' Dirty Laundry proclaims Crap Is King. Tyler Durden "We are the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world." And when we wake up, we often feel like crap. Just because my name is Crap, it doesn't mean I'm going to take it from someone. Get snide or rude about it, and you get blocked by the social firewall.
• Piper I wake up and shake the sand from my shoes. This happens every morning. But I haven't been to the beach in years. Only in my dreams. Sometimes, there's driftwood in my hand, seaweed wrapped around my ankle. Salt in my hair from the ocean spray. On a shelf over my mirror, I've put my seashell collection. All these things, I dream of. And bring back with me. When I dream of you, take my hand, and let me bring you back. I will leave my sadness on the sands of my dreams. To be washed away with the tide. ---------------------------- I miss my little girl.
• RP Limits ZOMG ZOMG ZOMG ZOMG (faints) 1) No octopus, alive or dead 2) Please keep a fire extinguisher handy 3) My safe word is "Wisconsin" 4) No heels over 2 feet in length 5) Thrown dwarves must land somewhere 6) Morse Code makes me hot, Semaphore hotter 7) Don't forget the edible clown makeup 8) When in doubt, tip 15% 9) Talk Like A Pirate Day is my day off, okay? 10) Spit? Swallow? No... RECYCLE! 11) I'll do Voice, but not telegraph, you pervert. 12) If you shove your arm into me, I'm not responsible for you losing your watch. 13) Ever eaten Froot Loops off of a Komodo Dragon's ass? Oh BOY! 14) Just roll over, go to sleep, and dream of when you actually had respect for yourself. 15) Pfffft... whatever Eshi says, goes.
• Liadona Rau If you think my snapshots are nice, they're nothing compared to the magic that Liadona can do with you. Stop by her studios on Athena Isle and tell her I told you to see her. http://web.me.com/Liadona/Liadona_Studios_SL/

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