Angela Kwak

Resident Since: 2006-12-03 (19 years, 6 months ago)

I'm Kwak, but call me Angela. Really!

My AV is getting older, and my hair isn't what it used to be. Yes, I wear a wig but at least it's not stuck between my legs anymore. My teeth are fake, I’ve gained a few bones, and my hips have a bit more fat these days; you could say I’ve grown out of my body. I'm a legacy soul living in a mesh world, but even with all these digital updates, I still treat my avatar with the same gentle respect I give my own flesh and blood.

I'm not submissive, I'm not yours, and overwhelmingly likely, I'm not sexually interested. The pursuit of "extracurriculars" gets tedious after a while. Trying to buy what isn't for sale is just a stupidity tax. Keep the disappointment, I'll keep the change. But honestly, if that’s the carrot on the stick you need to finally upgrade your avatar and kit, go for it; quality is its own justification. Until then, Google 'Naughty Machinima' for your research; it’s far more productive than trying to recruit me.

As you've probably noticed, I'm very forthcoming. I dislike endearments, toys, doormats, and presumptuous directives disguised as casual chat. Skip the unearned intimacy because opening with generic objectifications like "honey," "sexy," or "beautiful" makes a terrible impression. Resort to that lazy script, and know that I’ve already written you off as utterly boorish.

That said, I genuinely enjoy good conversation. To me, a sharp mind and articulate communication are the most compelling traits a person can have. Bring actual substance to the table whether we're diving into SL history or discovering mutual interests and I'm always glad to chat. I'll even hop on voice once a comfortable rapport is established.

Public chat is rarely on my radar and I'll likely miss it, but I'm almost never AFK. I completely bypass the hyper-animated poses, attention-seeking dances, and noisy slappers people use for a bit of spotlight.

My avatar remains physically independent since I don't share animations, sync up, or drift toward public furniture. You can skip the surprise snapshots, too; I prefer a good conversation over seeing an unprompted picture of myself in my IMs.

So while I stand still, I'm usually active in group chats, with friends, or on my other monitor. Drop an IM instead; I'll see the flashing tab eventually.

If you didn't look at that two-minute reading time and immediately panic, I am deeply impressed. Thank you for sticking around to the end; you're a rare breed on this grid and I appreciate the time!


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(Don’t stress over my alt. She doesn't exist to you. But on the off chance you ever attract her attention... you’ll know it’s me before a single word is spoken.)

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